'The Bachelorette' Men Tell All - Such a B Fest Between Men

The Bachelorette, Men Tell All was the usual fest of men bagging on each others characters while trying to pound their own chests.

Right off the bat Kalon was the main target of the emotional jab of the night, with his helicopters and snoody 'tude.  At least he owned up to being how he is, and that's refreshing to see.

And Kalon's most insightful observation... is that America wants everything sugarcoated rather than bluntly delivered to them.  Oh thank god he cleared that up.

Of course, this not being that shocking, is that Kalon went on The Bachelor Pad.  Go figure.

But Kalon was not alone.

Most of the guys who had blundering lines throughout the season, seemed to back them up, saying they'd say it again.

Ryan's says he's say it again, some of the things he said before, because, wait for it...  he was joking.

Chris Harrison felt obliged to calm the nerves of America and say that Ryan will not be the next Bachelor.

(I'm thinking Sean will be, or could very easily be the next Bachelor.  He lit up the volume of cheers more than anyone else there.)

Then There Was Chris

The enigma of a 25-year-old, says because of Emily, he's prepared to be in love.  (And Chris was the brunt of many questions from the guys.)

Oh, and Chris signed up for The Bachelor Pad.  I guess he's recovered from Emily.

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Sean was up and we had to relive his sad story of hope and failure.  He did handle his rejection ride rather humbly, unlike, like say, Ryan.

He made note how solid he thought his future was with Emily and that was the first time a woman truly broke his heart.

But now he says Emily opened his eyes and he's open to finding love sooner than later.

(I'm amazed the women in the audience stayed in their seats when he said that one.)

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Emily came out looking seriously sharp and she looked happy... her eyes smiling.

Sean thanked Emily personally for opening his eyes.

Chris ... um, said the same thing.

Doug...  she pointed out having the first kiss and break up talk at the same time!  LOL.

She regrets not giving Doug the group date rose and that she could be engaged to Kalon if not for him!  (she clarified that was just a joke)

She touches on being angry with Kalon.

The best line of the show was that he should be a politician, considering the bulls* that comes out of his mouth.  (PARAPHRASED)

She hopes Kalon finds something bigger than his Prada shoes or rented helicopter.

Ryan...  she fessed she really had a thing for "this bad boy." 

He was that guy that was a sweet talker, but good at going around questions, and found herself starting to like him from his game.

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They precapped the finale, and don't forget, the finale of The Bachelorette is on this Sunday.

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