BAYWATCH OFFICIAL First Two Trailers, with Dwayne Johnson and bikini clad Alexandra Daddario

I just posted a piece on the CHiPs remake's first movie trailer, and not to be outdone, I figured I would post another trailer or two from another movie remake.

This time, the remake is an all T&A production/remake of Baywatch. Yes, you read right, Baywatch.

This time around, the subject seems to be taking itself way too seriously, as Johnson's monologue says "They go above and beyond" to protect what other people don't want to protect.

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"Baywatch follows devoted lifeguard Mitch Buchannon (Johnson) as he butts heads with a brash new recruit (Efron). Together, they uncover a local criminal plot that threatens the future of the Bay."

Despite the serious tone of the description, the director of Horrible Bosses is at the helm, and some of the snippets seem more humorous than expected.

"You don't get to say that, you're just tan."

"Everything you're saying sounds like an entertaining, but far-fetched TV show." (In the 2nd trailer.)

The cast of the film includes

Dwayne Johnson as Mitch Buchannon
Zac Efron as Matt Brody
Priyanka Chopra, Alexandra Daddario, Ilfenesh Hadera, Kelly Rohrbach, Yahya Abdul-Mateen II and Rob Huebel.

And yes, cameos of the original cast, like David Hasselhoff, if they can still stand upright.

The SECOND TRAILER has language. In fact, they have the same scene in both, one without and one with language! That's almost worth it to see that difference!!!  Right? Maybe?

OK, well, being a huge Rock fan, I might, MIGHT, line up behind the five other people, to go see this in the theaters. MIGHT.  Which does not mean will... it means if I'm not asleep, busy watching grass grow in the new dirt lot I call home, at work, asleep (at work), um... but there's a lot of skin, that's for sure.

Efron looks like a mini-Rock.

Oh, BTW, Johnson is one of the producers.






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