So I already chatted about MGM, CBS and Disney trying to get you to pay more bucks out of your pocket for more pay channels. Because, you know, you just don't have enough of nothing unless you're dropping more bucks on more networks. (See my previous few articles.)


Remember, American Horror Story returns for its seventh season on FX, on September 5th!

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With American Idol coming back (TO ABC), you would think they would revamp it up a bit, but guess what? ABC is playing it safe and adding to Ryan Seacrest's bank account by having him host the return series. Then again, it's a bit hard to imagine someone else helming the show from the stage.

As expected, he's all glowing about the premise, saying, "It's genuinely hard to put into words what 'American Idol' means to me..."

It's probably safer that you don't since it concerns a paycheck from his bosses!  Right?

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A Dance Moms survivor, I mean alumni, is being pandered out to another show on A+E called Chloe Does It.

It will star Chloe Lukasiak and air on...  YouTube. It will be an 8-episode run and it premiered on Lifetime's YouTube network back on July 24th.

Chloe was taking fan suggestions and doing them. Whatever that might be.Check it out if you're interested:


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Speaking of Dance Moms, check out Maddie's take on the show, after the fact...  it's abrupt, maybe harsh, but telling.


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Guilty: The Conviction of O.J. Simpson, will be airing on A+E in October, in time with Simpson getting released on parole after nine years in jail.

It will be a two-hour show that will be examining unreleased audio tapes, files and interviews about the crime he was snagged for in Vegas.

I would be surprised if this ratings grab actually works.

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Leah Remini: Scientology and the Aftermath second season returns to A&E tonight.

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The Originals will be coming to an end after its fifth season comes to a close.

To be honest, it's not a bad run that this Vampire Dairies spinoff had, but at least the creative forces behind the show have a chance to end the series properly.

Or you can hope they do, unlike that horrible last season of Grimm on NBC... I mean, WTF, this Dorothy moment at the end was just killing me.

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