Thursday, January 19, 2017

POKEMON GO's Server Crash Set Me Free

Yesterday Niantic sent out an update to the Pokemon Go app. The only thing I had noticed was that my app was taking a lot longer to load. But no biggie.  Except that with the update, a few things were moved around. Like acknowledgement buttons.

Today when the server went down, a prompt came up saying it could not connect to the server. There was a button in the place that USED TO SAY OK to the statement. But with the update it seems that a few things had been moved around and instead of acknowledging the system error, I was logging out.

No biggie, I'll log back in.  HA HA HA HA.

Once I figured out which email address I had used, I tried to use their password retrieval process to get my password and log back in, but they keep saying that they don't have record of my email address. The very same email address that is the basis for my level 30 player.

But now that I can't get back into my account, there's an entire world out there. I can play my music collection, see things around me, read my books again. It's almost a fantastic revelation being let go by this game.

If they never get back to me, so be it! I don't think I'll miss the game that I've obsessed over since it's release. But hey, it was a fun distraction while it lasted.

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Wednesday, January 18, 2017

TV News for 1-18-17: FARGO, FULLER HOUSE, KILLING BIGFOOT, +2 more

The third season of Fargo, a very fun, gritty and excellent show, has a cast that's growing as we speak. So far, they have Ewan McGregor, Carrie Coon and Mary Elizabeth Winstead. They've also added David Thewlis, Michael Stulhbarg and Jim Gaffigan to the cast.


Fuller House was given a third season by Netflix.


Blunt Talk was cancelled by Starz after only two seasons.


Escaping the KKK, a show that WAS coming from A&E, found itself cancelled before it even aired.  Turns out that instead of a documentary, A&E had learned some cash was changing hands so some folks could be on the show. Oops. Are we surprised?  A&E said,

“While we stand behind the intent of the series and the seriousness of the content, these payments are a direct violation of A&E’s policies and practices for a documentary.  We had previously provided assurances to the public and to our core partners - including the Anti-Defamation League and Color of Change - that no payment was made to hate group members, and we believed that to be the case at the time.  We have now decided not to move forward with airing this project.”


The idiotic series, Killing Bigfoot, premieres on Destination America on Feb 4th.  They'll be on the hunt for Bigfoot with the Gulf Coast Bigfoot Research Organization.  To be honest, these groups were well intended but buckled to a quick buck and they tend to produce nothing but glorified bullshit these days. I watched one episode where they went to a location of a sighting that took place 10 years ago. The team camped out in the area and GUESS WHAT? They heard or saw mysterious activity that night around their camp. Give me a break!


In some sad news, one of the cast members of MTV's 16 and Pregnant, Valerie Fairman, died of a drug overdose recently. She was 23.

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Thursday, January 12, 2017

Amy Schumer's New Netflix Special

Amy Schumer's New Netflix Special

If you an Amy Schumer fan, AND an Netflix subscriber, you might want to know about her next upcoming appearance on TV...

It's a stand-up comedy special on Netflix, set to air on March 7th.

The show was taped November 5th at Denver’s Bellco Theatre.

Her latest special was an HBO special in 2015, called Amy Schumer: Live at the Apollo.

Her other, upcoming shows include Jason Hall's PTSD drama Thank You for Your Service, Fox's mother-daughter comedy Snatched, with Goldie Hawn, and Sony's live-action Barbie movie.

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Was A Pokemon Spotted In The Real World?

The other day my wife called and said that the dog is looking at something growing out of our gutters.

This is Lark, from Vader's Disc Dog World, looking up at the new development:

And so I was wondering what it was she was staring at. Yes, my pup takes note of new things.

Here's a pic of the thing that Lark was looking at:

Do you see the leaves sticking up out of the gutter up there?


BAYWATCH OFFICIAL First Two Trailers, with Dwayne Johnson and bikini clad Alexandra Daddario

I just posted a piece on the CHiPs remake's first movie trailer, and not to be outdone, I figured I would post another trailer or two from another movie remake.

This time, the remake is an all T&A production/remake of Baywatch. Yes, you read right, Baywatch.

This time around, the subject seems to be taking itself way too seriously, as Johnson's monologue says "They go above and beyond" to protect what other people don't want to protect.

OWN Baywatch products, NOW.  On Amazon!
(OK, I just had to add that tongue in cheek pitch!)

"Baywatch follows devoted lifeguard Mitch Buchannon (Johnson) as he butts heads with a brash new recruit (Efron). Together, they uncover a local criminal plot that threatens the future of the Bay."

Despite the serious tone of the description, the director of Horrible Bosses is at the helm, and some of the snippets seem more humorous than expected.

"You don't get to say that, you're just tan."

"Everything you're saying sounds like an entertaining, but far-fetched TV show." (In the 2nd trailer.)

The cast of the film includes

Dwayne Johnson as Mitch Buchannon
Zac Efron as Matt Brody
Priyanka Chopra, Alexandra Daddario, Ilfenesh Hadera, Kelly Rohrbach, Yahya Abdul-Mateen II and Rob Huebel.

And yes, cameos of the original cast, like David Hasselhoff, if they can still stand upright.

The SECOND TRAILER has language. In fact, they have the same scene in both, one without and one with language! That's almost worth it to see that difference!!!  Right? Maybe?

OK, well, being a huge Rock fan, I might, MIGHT, line up behind the five other people, to go see this in the theaters. MIGHT.  Which does not mean will... it means if I'm not asleep, busy watching grass grow in the new dirt lot I call home, at work, asleep (at work), um... but there's a lot of skin, that's for sure.

Efron looks like a mini-Rock.

Oh, BTW, Johnson is one of the producers.






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CHIPS Trailer: Where a Remake Meets 21 JUMP STREET

What the hell. The first movie trailer for the remake of the TV show, CHiPs came out this week, and to be honest, they skipped the entire tone of the original show, watched all the 21 Jump Street movies, and went for it.  Did you catch how both cops are in trouble and need to make this new assignment work out... much like it was in 21JS?

And from the looks of things, sadly.

There's a ton of homophobic humor in this first clip and at a moment or two, is actually kind of funny.

But because I was expecting a more serious tone to the film, (I did no research prior to this first trailer's release), I was taken aback by the overt, comedic tone of the trailer.

I'm a fan of both actors but at the moment, I do not feel compelled to be chomping at the bit to go see this. Unless someone paid me. I think.

Check out the first movie trailer for the remake of CHiPs

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Monday, January 9, 2017

THE CW Renews Seven Shows

THE CW Renews Seven Shows

Over the weekend it was reported that The CW renewed their DC Comics properties, along with a few other decent CW performers.

They include

Arrow (6th season)

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (3rd season),

Jane the Virgin (4th season),

Legends of Tomorrow (3rd season),

Supergirl (3rd season),

Supernatural (13th season)

The Flash (4th season),

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Don't forget, the upcoming season of Reign is its last.

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As far as how they compare, The Flash is the network's best performer in TV rtaings, followed by Supergirl, then Arrow, Legends and Supernatural tie in around third.

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Sunday, January 8, 2017

2017 Golden Globe Winners

Among the 2017 Golden Globe winners this year, I like that People v. O.J won a few spots, (Great show), while the most excellent mini-series, The Night Manager also won a few nods.

My personal favorite was Aaron Taylor-Johnson's win. It's been quite a trip from being Kick Ass!

But La La Land ate up seven wins.

Here's the list of 2017 Golden Globes Winners:

The Crown, Netflix

Billy Bob Thornton, Goliath

Claire Foy, The Crown

Atlanta, FX

Tracee Ellis Ross, black-ish

Donald Glover, Atlanta

People v. O.J. Simpson, FX

Thursday, January 5, 2017


Today's tidbits of news includes bits about

Big Freedia Bounces Back,
Fast N' Loud,
Generation KKK,
Haters Back Off,
How I Met Your Father,
Major Crimes,
Rob & Chyna,
Somewhere Between,
The Honeymooners.



The CW is looking to reboot Charmed. BUT...  the reboot will be taking place in the 70's. No more details have been set, but with this reboot taking place before the original series, it could have interesting content to deliver. Though also being a reboot taking place long before the original, it seems glib that the original cast members will have any part of it.


Generation KKK is a new series from A&E about four families who have a family member who is trying to get out of the ill-fated club.


CBS is trying to develop a reboot of The Honeymooners. It will be exec produced by Bob Kushell (The Muppets.)  Hmm.

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RENEWALS and Other Noise

Big Freedia Bounces Back was renewed by Fuse for a sixth season.  (Yea, I asked that same question you are in your head, right now.)


Haters Back Off was renewed for a second season on Netflix.


Wednesday, January 4, 2017

ARCHER Moving To FXX Network

ARCHER Moving To a New (ish) Network

Heads up fans, the upcoming eighth season of Archer will be moving over to FXX from FX.

On the bright side, that means it will stay on FXX until it ends its run after the 10th season. (Yes, it was renewed, like I told you guys back in the middle of July.)

No date has been officially announced by FXX for season 8 of Archer, BUT BE AWARE, your DVR will probably not follow it to the new network and you have to be aware to find the show in your search function as the date gets closer, then set that show to record.

I learned the hard way that one's DVR, as cool as it may be, isn't always as smart as you would hope it to be.


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